Don't you know how to fish?

Although I may be the worst fisherman in the world, my friends are just as bad. Each year when we head out into the great outdoors, it's never surprising if someone forgets the bait, or the motor, or their fishing rod.
But nothing tops Bill Dance.
I don't know who he is or if he's for real, but I would definitely enjoy a fishing trip with him. Bill Dance clearly knows how to fish.

http://www.break.com/index/billdance.html
http://www.break.com/index/more_bill_dance_fishing_outtakes.html